Dave Yates

Those of us who have iPhone’s can have little bits of software running on them. I’m not much for games but I have to say the Sudoku app is good. The quizzes are intermediate leval. So long as you don’t want anything more challenging, it is very good.

• W/e was tiring. Drinks Thusday night at pub. Hallwe’en party at the pub on Friday. JS’s birthday party Sat. I can hear my liver complaining #
• If anyone needs a job, try telesales. It is thriving, I get dozens of calls daily and they are all crap. They desperately need new talent #
• Cast out for son’s school nativity. Elliot is either a king or a camel. Ironic given that the next king of England also looks like a camel #

• F1 Brazil: What a race. It all came down to the last bend of the last race. Lewis Hamilton, the Lightning McQueen of our time! #
• NB: Phillippe Massa drove a sublime race and was dignity itself losing the championship by a single point after winning the race #

• Stoke 2 - Arsenal 1. This is making me very happy. #

• You employ Ross &Brand to shock. The legacy of Hancock, Milligan, Python et al has been trashed. Slapped wrists would have done. Stupid BBC #
• Ross/Brand: They don’t make you listen. Bad taste? So what. Tune into another station. 30,000 complained. I bet < 5% heard the broadcast? #

• http://tinyurl.com/5be6pw Loving Goddamn by Son of Dave - try to imagine Seasick Steve only on harmonica #
• http://twitpic.com/io0e - Let there be light. and I saw that it was good at times although too many crappy variety shows #
• The living room at the flood refuge reminds me of a deceptively trashy junk store #
• And so to the pub. Expect a buch of drunken tweets in a couple of hours time #

• CrazyHorse for WordPress looks interesting. Proof is in the eating and all that, but as far as it goes, I like. http://tinyurl.com/5ht5cp #
• mulligatawny soup. very warming on this frosty day. #

• doing paperwork for venture that only ever generates correspondence from the tax office. #
• fujitsu snap-scan machine has saved my life, not to mention my tax paperwork #
• Southern fried chicken. A fit and proper replacement for all 5 daily portions of fruit/nut/veg. Exercise therefore not necessary today #
• Apparently there’s an election in the USA. You’d have thought there would have been something on TV. Anyone heard who the candidates are? #
• Down at the flood refuge, being enlightened by TV: http://twitpic.com/io0e #

• Back to the flood refuge now. Curry for tea and CSS for reading material. #
• Meaning of life, universe and everything is not 42. Going to take a bit of getting used to but it does explain where I’ve been going wrong #

• Rainy sunday morning. Little Yatelets on great form - already had my nails varnished, eyes shadowed and been kneed in the nuts 5 times #
• Stuffy flat #
• Flood refuge full of suffocating stale air. Makes you fall asleep. Need to get arse in gear and save remainder of weekend #
• Opened all doors & windows at flood refuge. Possibly a gas leak or other problem. When you get to the refuge you know you’ve bottomed out #
• Oasis on BBC Electric Proms. At last a ‘real’ band #