- Thursday night wisdom: HorseHasBolted.com: the boys are holding me and Mike back. We’ve fired them and have renewed confidence that we can whip this dead horse into shape and look forward to being able to cover the cost of our rounds at the pub through ‘HHB’ #
- RT claims to be a Liverpudlian. The only Scouser from Solihull in history #
- Phone rates, 0870, 0871 etc fascinating stuff. Apparently some think it is not as interesting watching wood warp #
- Jon Senior still missing 4 months after Mountain Mayhem June 2008. New national record for the slowest ever lap at Mountain Mayhem #
- And now we’re talking about recession. The men folk of Hanley Swan really do need to get out more often. RL says that Sky shows men at pub talk about Ferraris, women and sport. Hanley Swan bucks the trend. #
- Gordon Brown partially blind apparently means that Mrs AB believes she stands a chance according to Mr MB #
- Deadringers: RT for Jordan - as in Peter Andre rather than Damon Hill !! MB for Stallone it’s the eyes apparently - particularly when its dark and no one’s looking. NC for Penfold (as in Danger Mouse) or Danny Baker. LMAO #
- SW: Sophie (daughter) only goes to piano lessons because the teacher has a cat. She tried horse riding, but the horse apparently didn’t entertain her sufficiently without intervention. #
- Kitchen designer went to quote for work at retirement home - never came back. RL proffered that it was the smell of piss that drove him away.
- AD, suggesting a good motto for a Retirement Home would be “Piss Pays” #
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